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college

a place where you fall in love with the library again. Can really be a stronghold support for your love life later. Applying for it is very frustrating you have to sort of endure the most annoying waking up hours
college is a great way to get you part of the team that will make you so happy later.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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College

It’s a place where you pay a bunch of money, and spend a lot of time doing coursework, in order to get a piece of paper called a degree. This piece of paper tells your employer that you had the motivation to get up in the morning, take notes, and go through exams or presentations. Most of the time, unless you’re studying engineering or something, you’re not going to be using the knowledge that you learned in the workplace. It’s also quite expensive, if you live in the United States.
College can be either the greatest 4-5 years of your life, or the loneliest.
by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025
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college cheese

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.
by Telephony2 September 10, 2025
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college commie

An individual, often a Western university student, who expresses sympathies towards communist ideologies, regimes, and leaders, and dismisses the atrocities they committed under such dictatorships. This term connotes an endorsement of violent revolutionary tactics, totalitarian governance, social oppression, and censorship, including its policies associated with historical communist countries. It also implies a tendency to deflect responsibility for these beliefs onto external political regimes when challenged and by becoming hostile, delusional, and aggressive.
This new student is one of those college commie types who defended these regimes and atrocities by blaming the people and not the leaders.
by Type2GenomeManiac October 31, 2025
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collegeboard

To describe satan incarnate, evil.
Dude, what a collegeboard
by spaghetti maker i make spaghet November 26, 2025
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watchin college

commonly used phrase for a nigga (black person) gettin laid.
Jeremiah:yo tyrel!
Tyrel: what up shawty!?
Jeremiah: how you doin these days nig!?
Tyrel: man, i be doin just fine! what bout you!?
Jeremiah: oh you know me, just watchin college and shootin hoops.
Tyrel: Ah! shoulda known my boy was getting him some poon tang! how's that goin for yuh?
Jeremiah: haha, you know man, i like dem bitches. any time i watch me some college i be playin it safe.
by holy poooooooooojuju December 22, 2008
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f*college.com

An awesome website devoted strictly for college students detailing the most absurd stories that can only happen in college.
Last night I hid in a closet because someone told me the “cops” busted the dorm party I was at... being extremely claustrophobic/drunk I panicked and passed out then threw up... it was the RAs... they let everyone off with a warning. F*College.com
by dwerdna October 13, 2009
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