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Urban dictionary

The website you are on right now you dumb ass.
Dude: Hey what does "Alaskan Firedragon " mean. My chick just texted and said she wanted one.

Dude 2: Good question man look it up on the Urban Dictionary.
by TtivaelYendiS February 21, 2018
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urban dictionary

a dumb website where whenever you search something up there is gonna be a dick, sex, or death joke
chad: bro i just learned what internal licking is on urban dictionary

ched: bro what the fuck is that
by B-Monkey Obama November 20, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

1. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
2. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
3. All the definitions on Urban dictionary were written by people just like you.
4. Now's your chance to add your own in Urban dictionary!!!!!
5. Don't give typos!
6. Teehee!
I love Urban dictionary!
Disliking this means you don't like Urban Dictionary! ;)
by Wifisystemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 24, 2019
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A place where a definition for the word "Classical Music" is an expository essay on why rap sucks.... Which it does... But still.
Herp Derp I am an "intellectual." I listen to classical music. I don't have any real talent at all, and I am pissed off because I am on my period and I just lost the game. I am going to post on Urban Dictionary that rap sucks in the definition of classical music.
by Ilikechocolatemilkwenches October 16, 2011
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URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

The website I go to figure out what half of modern slang means
If you don't know what a slang word means, time to check Urban Dictionary
Person A: Whore
Person B: *Laughs*
Me: What does "whore" mean?
Person A: ...
Me: Time to check Urban Dictionary!
by definitelyacatperson December 8, 2024
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urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.
Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!
by snortmysnot November 19, 2020
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