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i am the table

Something to scream when you are so angry but your parents/Teacher/Relatives are nearby so you can't swear. Also one of the greatest lyrics used by Metallica's James Hetfield ever.
"SON OF A BIT-.....*sigh*.....I AM THE TABLE!"

"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"
by KinZil March 11, 2017
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I Love You

ugh all these other definitions suck. sure guys use it to get laid and girls say it sometimes just to see what will happen, but not always.
real love exists. and if you really mean it, these three words are the purest ones you will ever say.
when you find the person you want and they say it to you.. your entire world just lights up. like... colors just glow, the air seems sweeter and thicker, everything feels lighter. you just feel warm and you smile all the time for no reason. sounds like a certain drug, hmm?
love is a cure-all. in your darkest hour, it's just enough to know it's there.
never give up, you will find it.
and once you find it, please don't let go.
"i love you."
"how could anyone ever love me? are you joking?"
"no way. i will spend the rest of my days proving it to you until you believe me."
by mina cherie December 30, 2008
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I know right

It's complete agreement in what is being said.
That car is sick
I know right

That movie scared the crap outta me
I know right
by Cranberrybog something er other November 23, 2007
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I rate

Guy: I rate this party will be great!

Guy2: I think it will be too!
by durbanite August 21, 2017
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i guess so

it meant by possibility or probability.

usage : said instead of saying yes
by jibo7399 August 1, 2011
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i mean really

This is a saying that implies that something is obviously idiotic or ridiculous.

Mike from the popular youtube channel, JeepersMedia, loves to say this over and over about toys that have been recalled.
JeepersMedia: "I mean REALLY, what were they THINKING when they made this?"

Chad5161: "stfu about that "I Mean Really" shit, its fucking old! get a new catch phrase already, ffs."
by Chad5161sYoutubeChannel April 24, 2009
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I fucked her

When a boy puts his cock in a girls pussy
by SEXY BOY120 April 14, 2019
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