War on porn

A elitist cult of personality trying to destroy fine art and eliminate reproductive abilities of child soldiers and their families and the vulnerable sector

The war on porn is highly illegal using child soldiers to dehistorify other children in ethnic cleansing

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Porn level acting

Abbreviated as PLA, the acting is so bad, that it can be the plot of a porno.

Mostly seen as a first person POV cameraman, another person speaks to the camera as if talking to you. They can be talking an a flirty, aggressive, or happy way. The dialogue is very out of place and would unlikely be said in real life scenario.

*insert very un-natural scence of two people people talking*

What the hell is this porn level acting?

by diabolicalcumjar August 21, 2024

Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025

diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.

Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.

by qwsczdvr November 8, 2020

mr krabs porn

pornography of character "mr krabs" from spiddle darn squack sack.

"Hey wanna watch mr krabs porn?"
"Yes"

by freshykz July 30, 2022

Porn Watcher

Someone who watches porn and jerks off to it. Most of the Gen Z men are porn watchers.

Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 31, 2025

House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021