homan

Spoiled kids who get everything they need from their parents.

Rich muthafucka who cant share shit with his buddies because he is too cocky

by thenewkid March 9, 2003

Homance

When you have romantic relations with someone in which you don't wish to really romance. A "just sex" romance, if you will. Taking a girl out to wine and dine her = romance. Taking a girl home after a night out = homance

"I'm in the club looking for homance, not romance. Here you don't have to buy dinner to get laid ... just drinks and a cab ride home maybe. Homantic relationships are more economical, and well ... this is a bad economy"

by The Cason-Point March 21, 2010

homance

When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.

Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.

by Mity J October 26, 2006

Hemansh

Often heard from afar saying; 'fucking downy' or 'retard', overall a nice guy though.

(After failing a maths exam)
Hemansh: What a fucking downy!

by Bill Withers_123454 May 12, 2018

homance

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.

Dani - Did you see the newest Harry Potter trailer I sent you?"

Amanda - Yes, thanks.You're a wonderful friend. And a ho.

Dani - This is some serious homance.

by xransonx October 8, 2008

Humans

selfish insensitive thieving liars.

men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...

by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010

Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014