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Jake

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one
by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022
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Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.
1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.
by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019
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Jake Levich

A tall and very sexy man. He pulls all the girls but many think he’s gay because of his close relationship with kanoa. They often sit together and converse in secret giggling about who knows what. He plays baseball and many know he’s going to go pro for the Arizona cardinals. A good listener even when he doesn’t want too. Some may describe his hair as mystical and his jawline as impeccable. His exact height is six three. Don’t deny that. He likes to draw on himself and nobody really knows why. He loves hot guys. He prefers then shirtless but he will really take anyone who comes his way. Some think he is shy and introverted but really Jake is the most outgoing person ever. His du k is huge, ladies, and he knows how to use it.
Person 1-Did you see Jake Levich
Person 2- ofc he’s so hot
by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022
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Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.
timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)
by An.angel October 15, 2019
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jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo
alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off
by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022
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