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spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.
I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.
by prudepossum August 9, 2021
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vigorous fucker

obviously a person who fucks really hard and vigorously (what else did you expect?)
Person 1: "Kaleb is a vigorous fucker"
by Agent Moxxie August 26, 2021
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Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.
by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021
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Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.
Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.
by itslilred September 6, 2021
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peen fucker

My friend dave who loves playing also loves being a peen fucker
by cummaster69sperm September 18, 2021
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Tucker Fucker

Someone who fucks a Conservative Cis Hetero White man also known as Tucker
Omg I'm glad I cut ties with Jenny she's such a Tucker Fucker now.
by TheGayOreo September 19, 2021
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Sheep fucker

A guy that would fuck anything.
You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
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