by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020
When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 14, 2017
The period of time when excessive noise from children (typically a group) ceases due to ice cream consumption.
by Tim Fielder November 11, 2018
by Jabony October 18, 2015
"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
by Alt_Mega May 19, 2022
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019