Wheelmoon

something thats old news or has been said a million times before.

"did you hear man landed on the moon? aye wheelmoon mate"

"I just heard man has invented the wheel... aye deadon mate wheelmoon"

"Obama is president... thats sooo wheelmoon"

by philterino February 27, 2009

wheelnut monkey

n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.

1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!

No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.

2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.

Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.

by gnostic1 August 27, 2011

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 24, 2005

Third Wheel

One who Google's the words "third" and "wheel" (together) after being named such.

SEE ALSO: Forever Alone

Johnny went home and Google'd "third wheel" after being called one. He hasn't gone outside since...

by jizzinmypantsok February 14, 2013

wheelsh

my name ish wheelsh, and i go shuper fasht, shuper shpeed, in my shuper mushtang

kid: Hey wheelsh, whashup?

wheelsh: Guysh, Shtop making fun of the way i shpeak!!

by gongo1276 January 17, 2009

scammel wheel nuts

Affectionate term to describe hard nipples

'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'

by Mongymax November 11, 2007

Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

by FreeWheelTheory June 22, 2011