web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers

This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb

by EthanJP July 1, 2005

web-eye

you shoot a wad in her eye.
part of the Dirty Pirate

"Then, you give 'er the web-eye"

by VICE March 18, 2005

Search the Web

When you get wordspyware/word installed on your computer, your homepage is usually reset to a homepage offering you to "search the web". Spyware blows ass.

Search the web? Nobody cares! Why not just go to Google!?

by adonkeyisaass February 24, 2004

Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023