Watsons

Home of the badass people virtually. They can't live a minute without chatting anything bastos.

Welcome to watsons.

by AwitLodz March 20, 2022

Flaming Watson

Gently spread apart the butt cheeks of a passed out friend and violently shove your face into there anus while yelling absurb profanities into there rectal cavity angrily, also known as an Alabama butt slam or butt yodeling.

Martin was so furious with rebecca for smoking all his shabadoo he gave her a fierce flaming watson

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017

Iris Watson

Verb, to carry out a task with serious attitude.

Shall we Iris Watson to the shops

by Maczkaf June 10, 2023

Jamie Lynn Watson

JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.

oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy

by jumbogumbo January 18, 2022

Watsoned

To make an error or mistake when completing an easy task

Person A: "You really Watsoned your tax return didn't you"
Person C: "I just dont have time to be doing a Self Assessment report at the minute"
Person R: "Who even does their taxes anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
(They all chuckle)

by LeonTrossky March 11, 2023

Emma Watson

The whitest of the white. The whitest of the BLACK. She is pretty and pretty. Dhe is short and short. Koonkinkinkangkoonkinkinkang

Emma watson is amazingly terrible

by Poseidon's as$hole December 27, 2020

the watsons

a group of people that are sluts

person 1: have you heard of ‘the watsons’
person 2: who hasn’t? one slept with my boyfriend!

by r a c h a e l l c June 19, 2020