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Tool

A douche-bag teenage boy who wears only name brand clothing, follows every trend, uses 'fag' as his primary insult, thinks he is cooler than everybody else, relies on "that's what she said" jokes, talks loudly about how many girls he's gotten it on with, has a poor sense of humor, and is just an all-around ass-hole. Usually reasonably wealthy/spoiled. Often accompanied by several sluts.
God, he is such a tool, I hope I'm never like him.
by Corn-on-the-Cobb August 4, 2010
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Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool
Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!
by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009
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tool

One who is completely oblivious to the fact that no one likes them. Tool's come in many different forms, however most tool's tend to have a picture of every angle possible of themselves on the computer.
wow, JoEyYy pIMpZ$ from myspace is such a tool.
by lamapoodle September 20, 2009
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Clown Tool

by Lenny.Banter July 28, 2008
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Power Tool

one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery
Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.
by definitively October 26, 2009
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Be Cool Tool

Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.
by cheapthrillz March 8, 2009
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