Texters Twitch 

Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination

-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"

Texters Twitch by TomPeeeeee April 8, 2010

gabby twitch 

When someone has ticks in their neck and begins to shake and shrug consistently

"Look at Chris, he's performing a Gabby Twitch!"

Look at Charles, he's performing a Gabby Twitch!

Lukas was beging to feel itchy, and thus began to Gabby Twitch.

gabby twitch by SuperbKryptonite April 10, 2015

miner's twitch

A term for the muscular twitch, miming the action of using a mining pick, experienced by players of the incredibly addictive computer game Minecraft after they stop playing. The only cure is more Minecraft.

Miner's twitch... need... to... mine... mine... not... deep... enough...

miner's twitch by lowercasename October 21, 2010

South Jersey Nut Twitch 

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.

I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

South Jersey Nut Twitch by juckerafison December 17, 2020

Johnny Twitch 

A god among men, Johnny Twitch is the one who deliberately tries to be uncool, just to be different. He will crossdress and still get all the ladies, but he doesn't care about that, because most of the ladies only want him for how ultimately cool he is.
Johnny Twitch could create a nation just by wishing he were a king, but he won't do that because being a king would make him popular, and that's the last thing Johnny wants to be. Johnny Twitch is a rebel who doesn't identify with any cause, he rebels for the sake of rebellion; Johnny does what he wants to and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks, because it's his life; Johnny is versatile and can play an array of instruments, including the little known crwth; Johnny remembers anything he sees; he can reproduce any sound he hears- but he doesn't because that would make him trendy, and Johnny Twitch doesn't follow any trends, because he IS the trend.

Johnny Twitch while looking in the mirror, smoking reefer, having sex, and playing guitar simultaneously: "Yes, I do believe they are right- I /am/ God.

Johnny Twitch by sxebill May 27, 2010

Text-n-twitch 

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

Text-n-twitch by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009

Indian slow twitch muscle fibres 

Special fibres present only in people of Indian Subcontinent origin. They are superior to other muscle fibres. This claim can be verified on the Bollywoodpedia .

Oh wow Cam’s got amazing Indian slow twitch muscle fibres, unlike Max who has inferior muscle fibres due to consuming small wiener causing steroids.

Indian slow twitch muscle fibres by Max IsA Benchod May 31, 2019