Ticket

A standard wax, stamped bag containing heroin or fentanyl. Being referred to by this name due to their size, shape, and usually white color resembling a ticket stub.

Dope man: "come on over and get wrecked with me bro. I just copped these fire tickets."

by Alice_Dee February 20, 2022

Ticketshyster

Another word for ticketmaster.

A monopoly grip on event ticket sales.

That guy: "You get your tickets for Tay Tay yet?"

You: "Yup, but paid over 3 times face value because of ticketshyster fees and shit..."

by ChiefSlapaJoe November 29, 2022

knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

lunch ticket

a currency used by millions of school children

i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets

by wizard webster April 7, 2015

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

by amscray October 9, 2017

panty thicket

An extra large overgrowth in your nether region in which small animals burrow and take up residency.

Bambi decided to make his home in your panty thicket.

by Sean.cox610 January 20, 2018

Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)

*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.

by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019