memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

tender dick

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.

That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.

by jiggisland May 26, 2011

chicken tenders

fat, elongated cocks

police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.

by slicmick April 30, 2011

chicken tender

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 1, 2003

tendousexual

Pretty self-explanatory.
Tenousexuality is the sexual orientation where you are attracted to Tendou Satori and Tendou Satori only

chris: what's your sexuality
you: I'm tendousexual

by anonymous December 20, 2020