spunk trumpet 

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

spunk trumpet by Leigh August 1, 2003

trouser trumpet 

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."

trouser trumpet by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

Bloody Trumpet 

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

Bloody Trumpet by Austin Pealy June 18, 2014

Dick Trumpet 

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

Dick Trumpet by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

Upside down trumpet 

To fellate while fondling the scrotum

That woman knows how to play the upside down trumpet

Upside down trumpet by Love_handle May 25, 2015

Cheeky Trumpet 

A sexual fetishistic activity whereby one partner expels mucous from their nose into the other partners butt crack.

Hanz bent over and held his cheeks apart while Franz blew his nose into his ass, he gave Hanz a Cheeky Trumpet

Cheeky Trumpet by DJ Shok April 18, 2008

Butt Trumpet 

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

Butt Trumpet by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019