trees

a slang for marijuana, weed, etc.

p1: hey bro you got any trees

p2: yeah bro I got some good shit

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

by ganja g October 28, 2010

Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

treeskirt

Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons.

Jim couldn't make it tonight, fellas. He had to walk the dog. What a treeskirt!

by Jim Highfield April 19, 2004

treestand

a deer stand on a tree. used for deer hunting, by rednecks and southerners from arkansas.

I killed a 12 point buck from my treestand this morning.

by Arkansas_Redneck March 18, 2009

trees of mystery

a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy

they have a talking paul bunyan that says "Hello down there!"

by thebestguyonearth December 6, 2003

They’re in the trees

This phrase was used in the Vietnam war. The Vietnamese would camouflage themselves and hide in the trees and attack the Americans (which we 100% deserved.) the Americans were not used to this type of guerilla war fare and were very alarmed. They would yell “they’re in the trees” to warn the rest of their squad about the attack from above. Now this is a phrase that angsty teens say to express a sudden attack, or they just yell it out the window at unsuspecting pedestrians.

Mary: “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!”
Me: “Bruh, what?”

Mary: “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!!”

by Plumviolet April 24, 2019