i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

by urboredom May 4, 2020

tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008

Justin Tookey

Justin is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.

To see videos of Justin Tookey dancing half naked,Cross dressing and more, please send me a email and I will send you a link to a website that tributes his fat.

If you hav'nt seen his hilarious videos yet search him up on YouTube!!!!

by Hilarious videos xxxXD January 24, 2010

Tooke

Really smart, kind, handsome looking guy. His name is unique in its own way and not many people on the planet have it. He has some of the best looking hair in all of man kind and people really enjoy being around him. Including girls. He usually gets the ladies because of his caring heart, kind soul, looks, and the fact that he’s brave and willing to do whatever it takes to keep a relationship in place.

Have you ever met Tooke? You should. He’s really hot... -ladies

by Aight boutta head out October 7, 2019

Tookie

(1) To feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am December 13, 2005. Shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. Hooray for the needle.

(2) To show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children's books because you fear retribution for your crimes.

I hope they soon go Tookie on Scott Peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.

by John Heinz Kerry December 29, 2005

toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 2, 2004