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took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
by liquified11 April 15, 2023
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you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are
“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”
by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023
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tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
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Tooks

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.

Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
See you later tooks”
I love you tooks”
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023
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You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020
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Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.
I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took
by JamesCartly November 8, 2020
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Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.
Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
by Kjose December 29, 2020
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