A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

Only the highest form of confirmation there is.
by Cincinasti April 15, 2014

A deluxe gourmet version of the standard ham, cheese toastie. BUT, with the secret ingredient of dijonaise mayo. Lashings of it.
Girl 1: i would kill for a joy toastie right now
Girl 2: i know, how good are they...
Girl 3: id just kill for some Joy
Girl 2: i know, how good are they...
Girl 3: id just kill for some Joy
by snakehastats November 15, 2009

by yermahm May 1, 2018

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.
He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.
Pepsi > Cola
He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.
Pepsi > Cola
by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.
by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015
