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toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016
mugGet the toasty crackermug.

Toasty

Only the highest form of confirmation there is.
Girl: I'm getting at tattoo the same day as your release show!

Guy: That's so toasty!
by Cincinasti April 15, 2014
mugGet the Toastymug.

Joy Toastie

A deluxe gourmet version of the standard ham, cheese toastie. BUT, with the secret ingredient of dijonaise mayo. Lashings of it.
Girl 1: i would kill for a joy toastie right now
Girl 2: i know, how good are they...

Girl 3: id just kill for some Joy
by snakehastats November 15, 2009
mugGet the Joy Toastiemug.

Toasty

The feeling you get after hitting your bowl a few times.
>Dude, I'm high as fuck, wby?

>I'm feeling toasty.
by yermahm May 1, 2018
mugGet the Toastymug.

cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola
Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.
by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023
mugGet the cheese toastiemug.

toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.
I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.
by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015
mugGet the toasty gristlemug.

Toasty

“Im so toasty.”

Me too man.”
by Basee March 3, 2019
mugGet the Toastymug.

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