Tissue

An "it" who is known as a "hoe". Goes by the name Tissue, possibly has AIDS/Herpes from sucking the GMs dick, in a game called "OdinMS". An attention whore who has no life, googles pictures of "models", and possibly claims that it has a boyfriend in real life.

Who be tissue?
A girl who stands near kerning city and waits for the GMs to log on, so she can get some penis.

What the fuck why do you guys call it an "it"
Possibly, because there are no real girls on the inter web.

by LOLBBQSAUCELOL January 12, 2008

tipsy

a little drunk but not totally hammered. but drunk enough that you still feel really dizzy. a great excuse for drunk driving.

Police: Sir, have you been driving under the influence?
Me: *slobers* uhh...just a little tipsy...
Police: oh ok. sorry sir. drive safely.

by audioboarder July 26, 2010

Dirty Tissue

When you relieve your nose in a snatch with a shaking motion while exhaling through the nostrils. Much like blowing into a tissue.

"I had a runny nose last night so I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue."

by AGJ July 17, 2009

mexican tissue

n. Another word for paper towel

we dont have any napkins left, heres a mexican tissue.

by Donniey July 7, 2005

Tissing

Tipping a girl back to kiss her in your arms. A combination of the two words "kissing" and "tipping".

Movie kissing Tissing

by Emily Perry February 22, 2010

Titsy

Feminine version of "ballsy". Because, well, you know?

My stalker's getting pretty titsy- She drove all the way to Seattle. That's only 1 1/2 hours away!

by Mr. Pinstripe Tux May 31, 2010

Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005