Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022

Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers

Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.

by just_star July 29, 2022

Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022

Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

tiddle-twinky

The act of pinching the nipple of a person, often used as a mating call, an act of friendship, or marking the territory

Jonathan and I have been getting along really well, we exchanged quite a lot of tiddle-twinkys yesterday night
If Lucy ends up with Doug again, I will be forced to lay down my thunderous tiddle-twinky on her

by damnshefine January 12, 2023

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

toddlerussy

A hopefully a cartoon baby pussy

Hey bro guess I saw this amazing Loil comic bro and the Loil toddlerussy was soooo cute

by Non-pedo June 21, 2023