Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.

Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Thirsty

A synonym for horny.

Guy 1: Man did you see Amber last night? She totally wants the D.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's so thirsty.

by captainjames January 6, 2014

Thirsty Thursdays

Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.

The best parties on campus are on Thirsty Thursdays.

by AErrorist September 4, 2006

thirstday

the day of the week that was formerly known as Thursday or even "thirsty Thursday". A combination of the two to form a much easier word. Orgin- THE Michigan State University

"you better be going out tonight, its Thirstday"

by A. DUKE September 7, 2007

bra thirty

The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.

I got home after a long day at work and what do you know? It's bra thirty! Sweatshirt and yoga pants for the rest of the evening!

by becky75 July 14, 2016

Third City of the UK

A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.

I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.

by Trebor Girth February 3, 2008

Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015