The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
by Charles October 14, 2004
Get the Hokey Cokey Merchantmug. also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.
by salty seaman April 24, 2006
Get the The United States Merchant marine Academymug. by zooted_official March 15, 2022
Get the Child Merchantmug. 1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022
Get the Cock Merchantmug. by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchantmug. Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.
Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
by LoganLogger March 19, 2025
Get the CP Merchantmug. One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.
However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
by OTFB March 21, 2010
Get the Fudge Merchantmug.