Definitions by LoganLogger
CP Merchant
Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
CP Merchant by LoganLogger March 25, 2025
CP Merchant
Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.
Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
CP Merchant by LoganLogger March 19, 2025