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Deluxe Pizz and Chocolate Combo 3000

Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum
Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.
by CBTmaster69 February 23, 2021
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Cum dumpster deluxe

High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020
by Ibmug1 January 29, 2020
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Chicken Meat Delux

When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock
Gave her a chicken meat delux yaaa meaan
by BigPatrick June 19, 2023
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deluxe

It means the dumbest gayest creature on earth whenever you feel bad just remember deluxe
Stop being deluxe
by Oxford Dictionary..... March 24, 2021
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Mcfuckit Deluxe

1,. noun - A Mcfuckit Deluxe is a hidden item on the McDonalds menu that you can never actually order. It consists of a serving of chicken Mcnuggets (4 or 9 pack) smothered in fresh cum harvested from a local black dude. They are prepared without the use of gloves or other proper food handling procedures.
1. I'll have one McFuckit Deluxe and a one small cum shake to go.
by Buttfuckme September 22, 2020
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Double Chi-Chi Deluxe

Double Chi-Chi Deluxe? More like subscribe to Toad's Mixtape Factory!!!

Eh? No, nothing?
by FanOfFamilyGuy September 27, 2020
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Filthy Deluxe

Two people simultaneously shitting on your chest, one with diarrhoea being optimal.
He came round last night with his bestie and gave me a filthy deluxe.
by Filthyfilthy October 5, 2017
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