Lap Fish

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.

"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."

by KDW September 8, 2008

lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.

Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!

by Indianshreker September 16, 2017

Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

pop lap

A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.

Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.

by Bulletin February 26, 2017

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 4, 2014

naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022