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Caked

The act of being surrounded by ass, so much ass that you could literally be smothered in it.
"Dude I was with my girl and her friends and they brought me to one of their houses, lets just say I got caked last night"
by cajuncape March 16, 2017
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Cake

A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.

If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.
When you scream "CAKE" in the hallways, Kat W. will be the first to look
by fight agains baby eating cakes November 17, 2010
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caking it

All the above, plus:
Adjective meaning that something is being done in a very efficient or easy/laid back way.
Did you see that grandpa on his motorised wheel-chair just caking it along in the middle of the road?!

I did a massive shit, just caked it right out.
by basenow February 28, 2008
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cake

cake

Originating in Worcester, MA by accidentally mixing two sayings together. The word cake replaced the insult, Asshole.


"You're a cake!" is the equivalent of saying "You're an asshole!"
"You're a cake!" is the equivalent of saying "You're an asshole!"

"I'm such a cake." would obviously be "I'm such an asshole."
by Bungle July 6, 2004
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caked

n. When a marijuana smoking device with a bowl is clogged and neds to be emptied out more than just giving it the usual quick tap.
That bowl piece is caked, needs some attention with a paperclip!
by Mike Lo October 4, 2005
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cake

A kind of food, made from eggs and flour topped with frosting. Usually served for desert on special occasions.
by Almacen April 21, 2003
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Cake

A slang term for the word Cack, which is a 'code-word' for Cock. Works great when talking in mixed company.
"I like chocolate cake the best..."

"You know what I wanna do right now? Eat some nice, hot cake"

"Oh I'll bake your cake!"
by Hoedy December 3, 2003
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