Teen Vogue 

A magazine that has gone completely downhill. The website is still amazing with its forum full of fantastic people, known as Teen Voguers.

Teen Vogue forums rule!
Teen Vogue magazine could stand some work though.

Teen Vogue by vanillla April 22, 2008

teen angst 

Bullshit term coined by those who don't know the effects and feelings brought on by depression. While there ARE those who don't know the full effects and are, in fact, just whiny, the term teen angst is highly offensive to those who are in fact depressed, clinically or not, and the dumbasses who apply the term to general teen culture ought to spend one week in the shoes of those who they criticize.

1: Blogs are for whiners. It's just teen angst.
2: And guess what! Nobody cares what you think, jackass.

teen angst by KiwiKittyBoy July 11, 2004

teen cum 

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.

I eat my teen cum after I jack off!

teen cum by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

Teen misc

Section full of posers, and want to be bodybuilders. Davidthefat runs the section and everyone in it are his minions.

Lets get back to the teen misc before we get raped by misc.

Teen misc by Davidthefat April 25, 2009

Teen Boom Boom Doll 

a teen boom boom doll is in general a type of whore. she is passed around from person to person for sexual pleasures. she likes it ladies and gentlemen, she likes it. she does not react or interact during any of it. JUST TAKES IT. like a raggedy anne doll. KABOOOMM.

Guy #1: So how was she last night?

Guy #2: Like every other TBBD (teen boom boom doll). Overused.

Guy #1: Damn..gross.

Teen Boom Boom Doll by Courtneyismyhoe June 16, 2011

Teen hooch 

A crude liquor made by a teen when he can't find anyone to buy it for him.It is make from fruit and yeast.It is crude but it can still make you drunk.

Try some of john's teen hooch.

Teen hooch by Deep blue 2012 December 5, 2009

teen beauty pageant 

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners

My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.

teen beauty pageant by steakeater May 24, 2014