Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading
My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading
by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020
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Ted Kennedy

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.
by bigtones August 31, 2004
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ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.
Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.
by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003
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Ted Cruz

myopic self-righteous, power hungry asshole who won't listen to anyone or change his views no matter the circumstances.
That guy you're dating is a total Ted Cruz. Run for the hills before he defunds your abortion savings account.
by wonkette2016 October 01, 2013
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Ted Dancin

A dance executed so poorly with the specific purpose of clearing the dance floor. Characterized by karate kicks, unusual gyrations and falling over whilst flopping.
Dude, did you see Todd last night? He was totally Ted Dancin.
by Sir Toppumhat January 10, 2014
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Ted Nivison

Pretty cool guy who makes compilations, interviews and pretty funny comedic sketches

He owns a podcast that includes him, Slimecicle and Schlatt, and they have guest stars almost every episode

You should check him out

He also wears glassess
Ted Nivison: *says anything*
Schlatt: *insults him*
Slimecicle: *also insults him*
Ted Nivision: ._.
by tiredidiot September 18, 2021
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ted kennedy

Jabba The Hut, I Mean Ted Kennedy, leads an organization of criminals and does weird, twisted things deep within a heavily guarded compound.
by oljedi July 12, 2005
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