Technological forest

When you try using a new piece of online technology like zoom, don't have a clue what you're doing, and simply get overwhelmed and therefore lost the technological wonderland

I got lost in the technological forest today.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2021

Technology enthusiast

You're a fucking nerd!

Look at that technology enthusiast. He must love Harry Potter and Doctor Who.

by Red Richard Cranium September 25, 2015

Emotional technology

Emotional technology is defined by the creation of emotional intimacy between a user and the technology. This is measured by the level of comfort and efficacy derived from the technology and from the experience of closeness with it.

"SEIKO believes that its Izul chronograph wristwatch is, above all, an intimate accessory. The best watches live in harmony, and interact, with the wearer and its functions offer the user a re-assuring and emotionally satisfying bond.

SEIKO's technological development is focused on the creation of 'emotional technologies'. Emotional technology creates the interaction between the wearer and the product."

by DIFFUSIONblog April 24, 2009

Anti-puppy Technology

An energy shielding technology that resists a puppy collision and rebounds it in the opposite direction. This shielding is only affected by puppies, when they reach adulthood, and become dogs, they are no longer rebounded off of the energy surface. Upon collison, the intel theme song is heard and the shielding glows white-blue then fades. The technology was created around 2007 and first tested in the basement of dude #3 in the internet video, "Three dudes and a puppy."

dude#2: Oh no what if he fell into that hole!

dude#3: Oh that's not possible, it has Anti-puppy Technology.

Anti-Puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..

by key firearm mustang June 6, 2011

technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?

My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.)

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.

Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.

by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017