Gym teacher

A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher

I hate my gym teacher

by Bitcharoux January 21, 2019

science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.

You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.

by Plato Crete November 6, 2013

teacher heels

n. The reverberating sound (usu. in a hallway) of an approaching female authority figure, as indicated by brisk, intentionally intimidating heel strikes.

The noisy classroom was silenced at the first sound of teacher heels.

by Mr. Bennett January 11, 2007

teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.

Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.

by chris firth September 23, 2006

Math Teacher

A person who failed english.

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.

by Kamuela April 1, 2009

hot for a teacher

when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner

Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.

by mike and ian November 29, 2004

Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by glassjawx November 12, 2010