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A complete controlling loser who thinks homework would teach us anything in life thats actually useful to students.
Teacher by TheSchoolHater2001 January 7, 2026
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TEACHER!!!!
While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion
So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)
TEACHER!!!! by ahoboinred December 26, 2007
*Teacher*
A *Teacher* is someone who acts like the are giving everyone a life lesson when they are saying the most obvious crap.(sometimes it is repeated form the actual teacher) this usually happens after freshman year form Sophomore-Senior year.(and or 7-8th grade)
Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.
(Student raises hand and gets called on)
Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.
Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!
Or
professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.
Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.
Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.
(Student raises hand and gets called on)
Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.
Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!
Or
professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.
Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.
teacher bladder
Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017
Teacher's Pet
An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.
*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Teacher's Pet by Dude678 June 25, 2013
Teacher's Pest
"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"
"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
Teacher's Pest by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013