Teacher

Day care worker that has to fill out report cards

A teacher is a well paid babysitter with an extra job of report cards

by WallopingWalrus November 26, 2024

teacher

A person that helps you with problems that you wouldn't have without them

my teacher sucks ass

by glitch714 January 8, 2025

Teacher

A complete controlling loser who thinks homework would teach us anything in life thats actually useful to students.

Teacher: Hey take this useless junk home and do it, or else detention!
Joe (student): Oh come on...

by TheSchoolHater2001 January 7, 2026

TEACHER!!!!

While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion

So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)

by ahoboinred December 26, 2007

*Teacher*

A *Teacher* is someone who acts like the are giving everyone a life lesson when they are saying the most obvious crap.(sometimes it is repeated form the actual teacher) this usually happens after freshman year form Sophomore-Senior year.(and or 7-8th grade)

Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.

(Student raises hand and gets called on)

Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.

Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!

Or

professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.

Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.

“Why is she acting like we’re stupid”

“don’t know man, she’s such a *Teacher*”

by Goldycorn April 2, 2022

teacher bladder

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

Teacher's Pet

An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.

*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"

by Dude678 June 25, 2013