Selva

Selva is known to be the most sexiest woman alive. She can be described as a self-respected, strong female who has everything together. Boys tend to fall head over heels for Selva as she has the biggest dumpy a man could ever lay their eyes on. Selva has a god given gift to be able to read people for who they are so make sure to continuously give her the princess treatment or else she will vanish you her life and you will be left heartbroken. Selva is a badass, independent creature who doesn't need anyone but herself to be happy. When it comes to relationships, you will never have to question her love, she will be sure to make you the happiest man alive, make sure you stick with her because you will never find another Selva in your life ever again. Many females get threatened by her as she basically beats them in everything such as her ravishing features, her contagious laugh, and her ability to always get straight A's at school. She has the perkiest boobs, they just sit so pretty that many question if she has had a boob job.

some man - "Woah who's that girl with that dumpy"
another man - "that's Selva, isn't she just irresistible"

some girl - "Look its Selva"
another girl - "ugh I wish I could just BE HER!"

by anjesuicba November 6, 2022

gabi silva

An absolute Piece of Sewage who is apart of the chicken Mcflurry Gang

Gabi Silva Is Not a Boss

by Night Hood January 25, 2018

Kaleb Silva

A fuckin' gay cunt. No friends. Will be lonely forever. Will never get a boyfriend. Oh yeah...he's gay.

Kaleb Silva is a gay cunt

by caldak17 June 26, 2019

Sarah Silva

Stupid left-handed person who is a freshman. Nobody likes her

SHUT UP SARAH SILVA DEADASS

by Quinhawkeyeouter November 2, 2020

Tamaia Salvatore

Tamaia Lowe is best friends with the one and only Damon Salvatore but little did Tamaia Know that Damon would Plan to Marry Her

As Tamaia walk down the aisle with her wedding gown and Damon watching with a tear in his eye they Say there vows and “i do’s” Tamaia Lowe is turned in to Tamaia Salvatore

by wfhep587 January 23, 2021

damon salvatore

the most handsome man in exsistence even though he does not exist, he is so fiesty and mean but when you are the one that he loves he can be as sweet as can be, he is funny, cheeky and amazing.

girl: hey i just watched tvd
other girl: whos your favourite character

girl: DAMON Salvatore OF COURSE
other girl: OBVi

by inane1233456789 February 8, 2021

El Salvadorian Noodling

The act of 2 men taking turns shoving their arms deep into each others assholes.

Isai and Frank were El Salvadorian Noodling all night and now the whole house smells like shit.

by Big.Dick.Daddy October 27, 2022