When 10 Gitmo prisoners are chosen for good behavior or CIA/NSA purpose (i.e. for practicing yoga) are traded for 1 French Legionnaire reject and P.O.W. Sgt. Bergdahl. These 10 prisoners are in crony-capitalist Qatar most likely partying far away from the Arab Spring that has devastated Syria.
by marshamartian June 8, 2014
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Skuzzle-Butt-Sally: Hey Sanka, did you see Billy-Ballbags motocross race on Sunday, he was riding like a bat out of hell!
Sanka: DID I EVER, I was racing him. He's such a swapper, the guy is lucky to finish a race alive, the guy lives off hopes and dreams I'm telling you. He was in front of me at the beginning of the race until he started to get all swirly and started swapping all over the shop, taking up the whole track like a true swapper. Before I knew it, he swapped into me as I was attempting to pass the swapper and knocked me unconscious for a few seconds. I came unconscious to Billy-Bob-Ballbags saying "Hey Sanka, ya dead yet man?". From my recollection, I nodded my head at him whilst I said "Swappers tsk tsk tsk tsk".
Sanka: DID I EVER, I was racing him. He's such a swapper, the guy is lucky to finish a race alive, the guy lives off hopes and dreams I'm telling you. He was in front of me at the beginning of the race until he started to get all swirly and started swapping all over the shop, taking up the whole track like a true swapper. Before I knew it, he swapped into me as I was attempting to pass the swapper and knocked me unconscious for a few seconds. I came unconscious to Billy-Bob-Ballbags saying "Hey Sanka, ya dead yet man?". From my recollection, I nodded my head at him whilst I said "Swappers tsk tsk tsk tsk".
by ET PHONES HOME June 24, 2016
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Co-worker 2. Oh, didn't you hear? He couldn't come into work today as he is still recovering from last night when he did a swapholocupaclastaus.
Co-worker 2. Oh, didn't you hear? He couldn't come into work today as he is still recovering from last night when he did a swapholocupaclastaus.
by swiggityswiggityswear August 12, 2017
Get the Swapholocupaclastaus mug.The act of folding a flacid penis over another erect penis. Much like the curve of a sheapard's staff. It is a cucking technique.
by PowerlineOtis August 9, 2018
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Barthalomew- "I'm just gonna Netflix and skeap, my brother. My cousin Sydney is coming over today, if you know what I mean." *crackhead laugh*
Barthalomew- "I'm just gonna Netflix and skeap, my brother. My cousin Sydney is coming over today, if you know what I mean." *crackhead laugh*
by Tutouli January 16, 2019
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