SlapStick

Someone who thinks he/ or she is funny, and crack themselves up over their own lame jokes, therefore making us laugh at them anyway

Our orofessor Dr. Allen

by SLAPSTICK April 1, 2003

soaps

Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.

"As the World Turns" and "The Young and the Restless" are my favorite soaps.

by MRT2 September 16, 2006

snapstrap

The sweet sexy act of snapping a bra strap that just seems to be begging to get snapped. You know, like when she's got a really tight shirt on and her straps are just bulging out...... awsome. Only thing is is that its sexual harassment so it has to be done with friends you know wont care or a really cool girlfriend

Dude, did you just see that snapstrap over by my locker, it was sweet, she just looked at be like I was a martian. I know she wont report me so ill just go for it again tomorrow...... MUAHAHAHAHA

by Leopold Locksmith May 29, 2008

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

oh, snaps

Phrase uttered when a bit of extremely juicy gossip is shared.

Guy 1: did you hear that Shrovenada gave Chonilla a bj?

Guy 2: Oh, Snaps!!!

by Jeremy Phillips April 22, 2005

swagsexual

Swagsexuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. Being swagsexual has nothing to do with the term "swag" and was actually coined by @JoshDMayo in Mid/Late-2012 to make fun of the word. To be swagsexual gives up all of your rights as a "popular" person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. If you are swagsexual however, it doesn't mean your average. It means you don't give a fuck what you are. It can also be used to describe how sexual a person is. Being swagsexual means you attract both the opposite and same sex in an indescribable way.

It can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.

He is swasexual.
He has swagsexuality.
He is being swagsexul.
"You're looking very swagsexual today."

by Swagsexual November 25, 2013

Snapstory Whore

That dude or chick that's= always posting shit on their snapchat story and has from 50 - 150 - Even More seconds of snapchat story posts.

Oh my god, look at all the seconds worth of snap chat stories Melissa has!
Wow, she's such a Snapstory Whore ... ... ...!

by Real Nigga Talkin May 5, 2014