A course that all Honors students at the University of Houston’s Main Campus must take. Human Situation students are required to read several books and write interpretive essays on them. Can be abbreviated as Human Sit. Human Situation is a major source of stress for students and is responsible for one in every three visits to CAPS.
“Zeus bless those poor, unfortunate souls in Human Situation.”
“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”
“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”
“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
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Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"
Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."
Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"
Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."
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the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed
Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...
by wootao August 17, 2009
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Get the Train Station Blunt mug.A cluase to a situation which voids any kind of action that would normaly be carried out by the party invovled in the situation.
"Hey man...you were suppose to go on that double date with me and my girl!"
"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!
"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!
by Pete187 November 24, 2007
Get the Situation Stipulation mug.When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.
An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009
Get the Situational Settlement mug.A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
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