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Counting Sheep

The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.
I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.
by Josh76524 December 9, 2008
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sheepfinger

anyone who is dumb enough to buy and drive an aztec
by baaaaa baaaaaa May 9, 2003
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Sheep

1) A person who exclusivly follows a group, movement, political party, organization, etc., and tends to hold the opinion or ideals of this group in high esteem, even if the opinion/ideal is negative or is problematic. This is generally because of a positive bias towards this group, or a negative bias towards groups who represent the opposite viewpoint. Often, people who fit this definition of "sheep" are assosiated with negativity, and are accused of being uable to "think for themselves."

2) Similar to deffinition 1, a "sheep" can also refer to someone who is a fan of certain types of entertainment (ex. music, film, etc), simply because it is popular, and it therefore reflects positivly on this person if they are a fan.

3) A common farm animal.
Ex. 1) "Oh, he only watches Fox News because he's a conservative SHEEP!"

2) "Dannica is a SHEEP! She only listens to Kanye West because she wants to fit in with the popular kids!"

3) "That's a SHEEP in the grass. It goes: 'Bahhh!'"
by TedStix December 3, 2009
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The Sceep

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.
buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.
by Sceep April 12, 2010
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sheep fucker

a farmer that gets lonley and has sexual intercourse with a sheep or another farm animal
by MikeD's July 30, 2006
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Anal Seepage

When anal fluid slowly rages out of the butthole.
Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.
by Tino'slittlesecret April 11, 2009
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sheep

person: Look at that sheep!
sheep: rarrr!
by Crescent Moon June 21, 2004
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