status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.

That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.

by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008

Jamar Status

Extreme innapropriateness. Showing up uninvited and demanding VIP.

Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!

Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!

by C. SNOW July 29, 2011

status baiting

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.

Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.

by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

status of truth

The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".

Aright status of truth..once i get my first like ill go to sleep : D

by bombastik September 29, 2011

Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

by scammer greens April 27, 2021

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012