stache

1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with Nyahh
2. short for mustache

1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.

by CAck Master June 25, 2003

acne-stache

When someone has acne right above there upper lip that resembles a mustache.

dude-man u got an acne-stache
other dude-what?
dude-get some proactiv and trim it

by ben/m August 23, 2007

Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011

Stacheberry

a noun that describes a phenomenon where in a person will go ass to mouth and get a piece of feces stuck/rolled up in their moustache

Dude, you went ass to mouth on that chick and got a stacheberry.

by Rob Meyer December 12, 2008

Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

clit stache

A small stache below the clit. see mustache

While I was going down on Chad's mom I noticed a small clit stache and it made me super horny.

by 12 inch man hammer 4 May 6, 2008