squirble

The act of simultaneously stimulating the genitals of a squirrel and a gerbil.

"Dude, I totally got my squirble on today!"

"Milk without cookies is like a squirble without the gerbil"

by Justin "Animus Beastus" Merriam September 16, 2007

Squire

Squire is an amazing friend. He is very honest—can sometimes be too brutal. But we all need that honest friend! He is very outgoing and friendly. He can make a friend with ANYONE! He can talks all the time and always has some story to tell. He also has an amazing smile and very athletic and talented. He is all around a superb guy.

Squire is the greatest.

Squire is my friend.

by Maggiemay123 June 13, 2018

squirmish

A. A sophisticated foreign policy analysis.

B. What happens when worms get into a fight.

"Squirmish, huh? Well, that's either some sophisticated foreign policy analysis, or what happens when worms get into a fight." - Jon Stewart

by Beps April 16, 2011

Squilf

Squilf is a squid that you'd want to fuck. SQUILF - Squid I'd Like (To) Fuck

I went to the seafood market and saw a hot Squilf

by Squilf Enjoyer April 13, 2022

squirmly

When you call your chick and make her hot and she can't do anything about it because she is in a public place.

Oh my god, you are making me squirmly. Shut up!

by hot cecil November 8, 2007

squirligeadore

A mythozoological creature that is half squirrel, half lion, half tiger, half labrador, which would make it an improper fraction. Although clumsy, it is quite graceful. The squirligeadore has baffled mythozoo-ologists because it only exists if you don't believe it exists, but if you do believe it exists, it doesn't exist.

That squirligeadore used his magical powers to save the world.

by KevanlaFresh April 1, 2009

Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no

Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever

by The wise Oracle May 26, 2011