Circle Squirt

A female version of the popular Circle Jerk

Guy: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle jerk"
Girl: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle squirt"

by mr slippery March 9, 2010

helicopter butterfly squirt

An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.

Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!

by Toomeybd May 15, 2016

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Squint Nigger

An Asian of any far-Eastern ilk. One who has squinty eyes.

'The squint-niggers were milling around after they dropped the big one on hiroshima.'

by saline_solution August 10, 2003

squalto

When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.

Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.

The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?

Andrew: Hey Levi!
Levi: Whats up?
Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
Levi: You betcha!!

by A-lick and young Lezee September 28, 2008

squillium

A cartoon character affiliated with the show "Spongebob Squarepants". Appears in minimul episodes and is known as Squidward's arch-rival. Squillium is wealthy and loves to let Squidward know that.

Stop handing me money, your not a Squillium.

by Mr.Carrot Tuba Quesadia December 19, 2015

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017