Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017

squilikeliketive

A term used by the YouTuber Dawko to describe a moment that goes by that is less than a full second.

He only gave me a squilikeliketive second to get the door closed!

by TheEleventhDoctorsFez February 14, 2018

squilliam william

this is someone who looks ike squidward. This is an insult and can be used at anyone. Squilliam williams typically swallow and they are often seen as jewish people. It is not exclusive to jewish people as it can be used to any religon. They also normally have a bowl haircut and are mda hot though. the term can also be switched and people can be called a william squilliam.

bro john is such a squilliam william.

by Fasrfcswegvccff May 7, 2018

Squidley

A problomatic child whomst has the big gay and plays to much warthunder. He is also very much so a weeb and is dating a trap.

Why is squidley freaking out this time?
Because he's a homo

by USCGC_Ingham_WHEC35 July 16, 2018

Squigley

A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.

“Man, Squigley is such a b!tch.”

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Squiffy

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

by Heymanchick July 26, 2018