my main squeeze

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.

Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010

by Thugmaster3k October 7, 2015

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.

That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014

man squeeze

ejaculant

@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.

by duskins December 9, 2010

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

squeeze box

a tight vagina

when i had intercourse with her i lasted only a couple minutes because of her squeeze box!!

by johanvonrobot January 18, 2009

ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011