box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.

"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."

by I Disch Splitfire July 27, 2016

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

by ItIsAfroyo May 25, 2016

Cyber squatting

When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.

"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."

by Red Barron 8810 June 19, 2017

dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.

There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.

by B-double-D April 24, 2020