splashing

Wearing an outfit with an obvious dominate and central color.

Last night I wore a red hat, red shirt and all red shoes. I was definitely splashing.

by Agent_K September 29, 2010

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011

Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)

richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!

by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Slushing

When a group of people pelt somebody with frozen beverages.

I just saw a group of kids with some Slurpees, I think they are going slushing.

by CElevenUd January 11, 2014

Squaring

Pooping to the power of two

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️

by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008