speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.

My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.

by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013

google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

by fittytrent May 10, 2016

At the Speed of Light

a song on newgrounds that gets constantly used in every hell level on a shape game

At the Speed of light is used in Geometry Dash levels like, Cataclysm, Bloodbath, Bloodlust, and many more.

by Procrastinator9001 April 22, 2022

Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018