Spelch

When you burp and food and/ or drink comes up with it. A portmanteau of the words spew and belch. See also: shart.

"I ate so much pizza last night that I spelched a few times."

by Bloodchylde January 27, 2018

steach

The perfect summer’s day can be defined as ‘steach’.

The water was glistening, the sun was gleaming and a cool breeze was blowing. I knew today was going to be steach.

by Gracefulee March 7, 2020

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020

thesaurus speech

When people use big words to impress people, but it's obvious they've just been reading through a dictionary or thesaurus.
Signs of thesaurus speech include wrong pronunciation, and grammatically incorrect use.

Did you hear that guy pronounce overzealous like "over-zeel-us?" "Yeah, Thesaurus speech is funny.

by XalexegX July 6, 2011

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

Masa flavored speech

A weird way of insulting someone, usually by saying they're good at something sarcastically, or otherwise just insulting them while spitting corn in their face.

Joe: i eat corn
You : That's some masa flavored speech! U big good gamer!!11!!1
Joe: I hate you
You: *spits corn aggressively*

by Chutena February 23, 2021