spangebob

The dankest of sponge bob memes. They are incredibly hard to come by but when discovered they are rich dank memes of dankness

DAMN! DID YU SEA DAT SPANGEBOB MEME????//???//?

by CR4SH3D December 8, 2016

spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.

Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.

by Karl G. January 7, 2009

Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

spingled

Verb. The act of jokingly fondling the breast of an elderly woman with dementia.

Grandma just got spingled by a reindeer.

by DJ NEON June 19, 2017

Spanglish

An incomprehensible and inane dialect formed by muddling a butchered version of the English language with some form of Spanish; usually the regional variant of Spanish spoken in Mexico.

Juan: Yo ese, my woman is muy fine like un burro, ¿comprende?
Tom: Stop speaking Spanglish and get off my lawn you fucking beaner!

by Not an Avocado June 30, 2020

spangler

The act of moving one's penis up and down during ejaculation causing a wavelike stream like Egon Spangler's gun in the movie Ghostbusters.

Christie was upset when I gave her a spangler because it made a mess on her hair and stained her new blouse.

by well hello there January 12, 2009