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drive-by shooting

To go out with friends who all have a bullet for the purpose of consuming cocaine.
You going out tonight?

Hell yeah, we're gonna go on some drive-by shootings!
or
We're going to have some drive-by shootings!
by NOZER June 10, 2009
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scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
by mary ann August 17, 2003
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Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.
Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.
by jake August 20, 2004
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scooting

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
by repeaz February 8, 2009
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smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.
I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.
by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008
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shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.
by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014
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Shooting sand

When a guy has masturbated numerous times in a given day, and reaches the point where he can barely ejaculate. Usually experience in adolescence, when masturbation is seen as a wonder of creation. A somewhat desperate and painful experience.
"By the end of the day I was shooting sand."
by Fluteboy November 13, 2016
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